Been around the world twice.
Talked to everyone once.
Seen two whales fuck.
Been to three world fairs.
I even know a man in Thailand with a wooden cock.
I push more peeter more sweeter and more completer than any other peeter pusher around.
I'm a hard-bodied, hairy-chested, rooting, tooting, parachuting, demolition double-cap crimping frogman.
There ain't nothing I can't do.
No sky too high, no sea too rough, no muff too tough.
Learned alot of lessons in my life.
Never shoot a large caliber man with a small caliber bullet.
Drive all kinds of trucks.
Two-bys, four bys, six bys.
And those big motherfuckers that bend and go, 'ssh ssh' when you step on the brakes.
Anything in life worth doing is worth overdoing.
Moderation is for cowards.
I'm a lover, I'm a fighter, I'm a UDT Navy SEAL diver.
I'll wine, dine, intertwine, and sneak out the back door when the refueling is done.
So if you're feeling froggy, then you better jump because this frogman's been there, done that and going back for more.